Phrobi-Wan Kenobi

Watch yo back, Snuggie... you know, cause your back is fully exposed when you wear a Snuggie. Phrobi solves this one for us. Thanks Phrobi!

Keeper or Creeper?

You decide -  http://www.mahalo.com/christopher-walken-poker-face!  

(...the answer is Keeper.)

OH!


PS While we're on the subject, an old favorite:

Land of the Lost

Planning a trip this holiday season? Don't forget to robustly reinforce your urostomy bag! Also, for those amongst you feeling less Lady Liberated and more the shame of your nakedness, one clever engineer has gifted us with the ability to Adam and Eve our TSA troubles away! Don't leave home without your Rocky Flats Gear!

And for those of you looking for an alternative to airport travel, there's always IT. Some trade-offs are worthwhile, I guess.

Thanks a bunch iZak W. for the heads up!

Apocalypse Meow

For rakish feline fancying devotees of thesartorialist.blogspot.com, a pounce over to thecatorialist.blogspot.com is prudent.

The commentary on the outfits/color-markings are adorable and inspired! LOVE.

Many thanks to Rach C. for the tip!

Keeper.

We all make these mistakes. Don't worry about it, frail old man. We understand. It was heavy and your bones ache.

PS Don't you think the congregation overreacted for a little longer than necessary? I mean seeing the statue pop back up without a head would be pretty funny unless you considered the wood statue to be the earthly embodiment of an ethereal being. Oh, you did? Well then that would be pretty shocking wouldn't it?

Creeper.

Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student's 'Overly Loud' Yawn

Wow. Rage much? Yaaawn (...because I'm tired AND jaded, get it?). Don't forget - His bad side is as bad as his pleasant side is pleasant. I believe this statement is in fact derived from an SAT question:

"Please determine how bad his bad side is if his pleasant side is quite pleasant. And also, how much wood would a a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Except, in this case, the woodchuck is really just a big ol' asshole.

:D

British Teef

As my mom and I like to say, "His teef were made of wool!" 

Deal breaker? In this case. Yes. Hell yes. In the general, "Your teeth are sort of squiggly and sculptural" way? Meh, they've surely got other things going for them.

Bad breath is worse though. Death breath is a definite deal breaker!

So, uh...romantic

Lol, can you imagine if you had to give hundreds of interviews analyzing your relationship and future after getting engaged? She seems very nervous. Also crazy to think that royalty still exist in an age when equality is so deeply internalized. Have to admit though, I'm fascinated by the history of monarchies and I sort of like that our generation gets a chapter of it's own! Although, instead of commemorating the generational shift with a gorgeous oil portrait by Winterhalter, we get uncomfortable intimate interviews and these. It's a good thing neither of them are epileptic though.

PS You should also check out these aristocrats!

Keeper or Creeper?

Here at Keeper or Creeper, we as a community can venture to understand the true nature of the people hoping to enter our lives. Those who strive to be part of our inner circles cannot always make the cut, and sometimes it is a fine line that separates the Keepers and Creepers!

Found a new potential partner? Did they act in a way that was off-putting, awkward, unsettling or suggestive of underlying sociopathic tendancies? Well then, why not let friends and strangers weigh in? Hah, that's always a good idea, right?

Let's find out!

Let me know about your charming or awkward encounters en route to finding stable love! Let us debrief and over-analyze until there is no doubt as to the Keeper/Creeper status of the individual in question. And who knows, maybe one person's Creeper is anothers Keeper!

Bon voyage!

-L