Blonde Ambition

Ohh boy. Check out baby Madge featured in a recent Toddlers & Tiaras episode. Glad this 2-year-old's parents didn't sink to playing Like a Virgin to back up their  working girl  daughter.

The dad/seamstress reminds me of Eric Stonestreet (Cam) from Modern Family.

"Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with mah friend"

This one is from a few years back, though I can't help but post it. He's like the love child of Eric Cartman and George Foreman. You best be grillin' me some sammiches, bitch. Who ate all mah pie?

You mind your Memaw now, Latarian Milton. Don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood.

These single babies also seem like they might want to do some hood rat stuff with their friends some day. Watch out pepaws, girls got moves!

Apparently that last dance was choreographed for Creepers.