What's that you say, overenthusiastic Indian Dwight Schrute? You want to go out for coffee/chai/beet juice?

Oh man, I feel a little bad putting this one out there, but I couldn't help sharing. Wink!

Yes. The button on his shirt does say, "Another Year Sexier!" I really wasn't sure whether to let this one's email wash away in my overflowing inbox, or to write back inquiring as to his foray into beet farming.

I'll let you decide on this one.

P.S. All my single ladies, he is "living a balanced life that involves discovering intricacies of Magma, playing in cricket and kickball teams, [and] relaxing and refreshing [himself] with kundalani yoga!"

Disclaimer: Even though our great love story is not meant to be, I'm sure he's a very nice person, and like everyone, is much deserving of love and affection!

Creeper.

Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student's 'Overly Loud' Yawn

Wow. Rage much? Yaaawn (...because I'm tired AND jaded, get it?). Don't forget - His bad side is as bad as his pleasant side is pleasant. I believe this statement is in fact derived from an SAT question:

"Please determine how bad his bad side is if his pleasant side is quite pleasant. And also, how much wood would a a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Except, in this case, the woodchuck is really just a big ol' asshole.

:D