Frayser Ladies... you ARE the mothers of these 90 babies!

 

Maury Povich just came a little, and screamed like Ned Flanders over purple drapes, because he now gets to (presumably) reveal the results of 90 paternity tests. Now, I'm not saying that every pregnant Frayser High School girl will need one, but Maury could really use some good programming these days. It is the season of giving after all. Pay it forward, baby mommas!

P.S. Here's another clip of Maury losing his shit when a sad lady wearing a choker necklace reveals how big of a Creep her baby daddy is. Kinda looks like Schwarzenegger in pain from Total Recall, no? Jump to 2:35 to see what I mean.

Dirrty Dancing with the Stars: Argentina Programming FTW!

Sarah Palin might have a shot at the presidency if Bristol tried something like this. She also might end up pregnant again.

Disclaimer: NSFW! (But you're not really working right now, now are you?)

I Hope This Gets To You

Fantastic creative video love letter! Watch and learn ladies and gents <3

On second thought, maybe this is a bit Creeper though, no?

What's that you say, overenthusiastic Indian Dwight Schrute? You want to go out for coffee/chai/beet juice?

Oh man, I feel a little bad putting this one out there, but I couldn't help sharing. Wink!

Yes. The button on his shirt does say, "Another Year Sexier!" I really wasn't sure whether to let this one's email wash away in my overflowing inbox, or to write back inquiring as to his foray into beet farming.

I'll let you decide on this one.

P.S. All my single ladies, he is "living a balanced life that involves discovering intricacies of Magma, playing in cricket and kickball teams, [and] relaxing and refreshing [himself] with kundalani yoga!"

Disclaimer: Even though our great love story is not meant to be, I'm sure he's a very nice person, and like everyone, is much deserving of love and affection!

So, uh...romantic

Lol, can you imagine if you had to give hundreds of interviews analyzing your relationship and future after getting engaged? She seems very nervous. Also crazy to think that royalty still exist in an age when equality is so deeply internalized. Have to admit though, I'm fascinated by the history of monarchies and I sort of like that our generation gets a chapter of it's own! Although, instead of commemorating the generational shift with a gorgeous oil portrait by Winterhalter, we get uncomfortable intimate interviews and these. It's a good thing neither of them are epileptic though.

PS You should also check out these aristocrats!