Note to Future Husband... Paul Rudd: Be Him

 

Great website handing out sage advice for a gal's future husband. There are many, many Keepers. Like the one about Paul Rudd. That's right husbands. Be him.

This blog is also pretty funny.

Family Guy, Shmamily Shmy

I heart you Seth MacFarlane. The Conrad Birdie nod at the end is inspired, amongst other moments. Funny fucking episode! Check it ouuut.

:D

You can also watch the episode here:

Does He Cook?

Painting by Ginger James

Online dating is more a source of great entertainment than great relationship discovery. All you do is slap your best (photoshopped) picture up on a purposefully brief, 'intriguing' profile and voila! Men flock to flirt with you as you sit home in your pajamas without so much as brushing your teeth.  

Here's an unedited message I received the other day from a Keeper with the right approach: 

"so this is different, but would you ever have any interest in using a guy as a part time bitch sometime to do chores, errands, foot massages, mani/pedicures, or anything at all you wanted?"

Probably should have taken him up on that.

I bet he posted the same ad on Craigslist. Check out this gem while you're at it.

Know what these things have in common? They're funny.

"I told'ya bitch!"

via Married To The Sea

I've seen this lady in the grocery store.

via NatalieDee

Mom sent this one...

 She lost track of the source.