Sunday, brought to you by traveling cats!

Sunday is a good day for running errands.



And exercising.

Hell yeah this snugget is wearing a pop tart and flying through space while poopin' a rainbow!

;)

I Like These, So You Probably Will Too

Hey. You. Yeah, you. With the booger nose...

No I'm just kidding. I wasn't talking to you. But you should probably wipe your nose.


Kidding aside (ha, never), I've got a few vids for you, all of which I really like!

Ok, start by playing the music in the first video, and then play the second one at the same time. It softens the ohmehgahhd factor, and just makes you giggle and want to dance and roll around in a seemingly choreographed fashion instead!

And last but not least, here's a great take on a song I've liked for sometime now. The style is ethereal and somewhere between Joanna Newsom, Ellie Goulding and Lissie. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ilanabbb?feature=mhum#p/a/u/2/iHPtZBtF8aA

A Little Stuped

Six year old girls know what they're taking about. The following is a pretty solid list of "what mah man needs to have" drawn up by a nugget of a half-dozen years. Apparently not much changes in terms of mate preference over the next few decades.

I'm back bitches!!

Hey dudes! I'm back.

I know you were holding your breath for some time. So, sorry... but not really, 'cause I had a lot of other shit going on and so did you.

Alright, let's see what's in CreeperSanta's grab bag for you today:

A solid blind date story for starters! This one involves entering and winning a contest for the prizes (great head-to-toe makeover and dinner/drinks on Valentines day). I tried to get 'randomly' matched with my gay best friend (to no avail), but instead ended up getting paired with a dude who turned out to be very nice and chivalrous, and more a self-proclaimed "Chatty Kathy" than the Craiglist Killer - as mom so optimistically predicted he may turn out to be.

The second dinner, however, was when the real fun started. That's when, oh let's call him Andy, began to ceaselessly reference his co-workers anal play.

You heard me.

For a solid hour, Ol' Chatty Andy here decides to regale me with the second-hand account of his colleague's full-fist encounter! Naturally I couldn't resist volleying my fair share of funnies along those lines (how could I resist?), though he was more than happy to continue incorporating explicit anus references throughout rest of the night, even as far as my driveway.

At that point I gave him a loose passenger-seat-pity-hug-pat-on-back combo, 'jokingly' told him to go home and spryly hopped from the near moving vehicle.

Note to self (and you): Save anal refs for later on. You know. Like the third date... or never... or when you have explicit confirmation that your date is looking for that kind of action (i.e. when you pay for it or if you found each other on ManHunt.com).


Alright, onwards and uh, upwards.

Check out this awesome asshole! Damn it. Ha, sorry, no more anal talk.

Keeper! Pepaw's got moves and some decent taste in beats! (A thousand thaaannnkth to iZak for the heads up on this one)!


Also, take a second for Honey Badger, even though Honey Badger don't give a shit.

And, if you're still in the mood for entertainment, take a sharp left turn and check out Kingsley Division covering the old jazz standard/Ella Fitzgerald tune, Angel Eyes.

Keeper!

Or, maybe in honor of #CharlieSheenIsOutOfHisFuckingMindMonth, we'll call today's trio #Winners. #Bi-Winners to be more precise.


kbye for now.

Great Website - "Back to the Future!!"

No flux capacitor needed this time around. Just hunting down fun people and their old photos.

Happy Valentine's Day, friends! <3

Enjoy!

Also, funny personal dating adventure coming up for you folks after tonight. I'm sure you can't wait. You should probably hold your breath.

Yes!

Keeper!

And on a completely unrelated note - Best Cry Ever. This would surely be a touching episode of Intervention were this family's emotional breakthrough not viewed completely out of context. Enjoy!

Breakthroughs are important and I'm in a good mood - Keeper!

Sing it, Dr. King!

 

Right on! Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is great not just because it turns Sunday night into second Saturday, but also because it offers a chance to reflect on hard-won rights.

It's also a day to think about the fights that still need to be fought (right, LGBT friends?).

In regards to marriage and civil union rights for ALL citizens, my very wise friend Kate T. said it well:

"The question remains, however, why the government should have any role in people's relationships.

Why do I need a piece of paper essentially promising that I sleep with someone to grant me a tax break or rights to their insurance? How in any way does that make sense?

What exactly are we trying to measure with marriages or civil unions? Commitment? Love? Fidelity? Are these things that a) can be measured and b) can be measured by participating in a government institution? 50% of divorced Americans would probably say no.

Marriage and commitment is an important part of huge percentage of the population's religion, culture and/or individual values. I support all of those people. I just don't understand why the government gets involved in things that are religious, cultural or relate to individual values.

Civil unions may be a step in the right direction, but the problem that remains is one of scope: these unions cannot begin to address the myriad types of significant relationships in people's lives.

If I live with the same people for five years, we can't all go down to city hall and apply for an 'urban family union' license. And yet these bonds - often as profound and enduring as romantic love - do not afford the same entitlements.

And that's just a 'for instance'. We live in an age where the nuclear family is increasingly becoming obsolete. Families take all shapes and forms, and frankly it's none of the government's business what that shape and form is. What we really need is an examination of, a discussion of and a complete and total overhaul of relationship-based government entitlements structures."

Lady, those are most definitely auto-tune worthy words! Sing it girl.

Good Clean Fun: Hairless Pussy Rub

 

I bet that gave him a rash.

Wait, where have I seen that little nugget before? Oh yeah:

 

Fucking Gremlins! That movie scared the shit out of me when I was little! So did "It" and "Cat's Eye." So uh, thanks for ruining my childhood, Steven Spielberg and Stephen King.

Note to Future Husband... Paul Rudd: Be Him

 

Great website handing out sage advice for a gal's future husband. There are many, many Keepers. Like the one about Paul Rudd. That's right husbands. Be him.

This blog is also pretty funny.

Family Guy, Shmamily Shmy

I heart you Seth MacFarlane. The Conrad Birdie nod at the end is inspired, amongst other moments. Funny fucking episode! Check it ouuut.

:D

You can also watch the episode here:

You got a little schmutz on that face for radio, Ted Williams

I bet this guy was the life of some kick-ass barrel fires!

Seriously though, I hope 2011 is good to Ted Williams. I'm happy that his video is going viral, his sign was way too small.

UPDATE:  Ted's in high demand! The NFL, amongst other organizations, is currently scouting the homeless hero.

De-compositions

Firstly, play Edith Piaf's music while browsing these images!

Loving the work by Chinese artist Ju Duoqi, self-proclaimed homebound-housewife/hermit. Her thoughtful use of vegetables and organic material to re-imagine famous compositions is darling. The horse's face above, SO cute! Keeper!

Check out the rest of her work on display at the Galerie Paris-Beijing.

Chance to Support a Great Cause!

Please check out the efforts of our good friends at the South Oakland Shelter in Royal Oak, Michigan!

They are working hard to ensure happy, healthy holidays for families struggling with homelessness.

If you are able to, please consider a contribution to help fight homelessness!

Holiday Contribution Wish From the SOS Director

Homeless kitten photo via fugly.com

No Cash4Goldballs

Dear Mr. Goldballs -(Stop)- Please Stop -(Stop)- Sincerely Cash4Gold -(Stop)- Really -(Stop)- Stop.


I LOVE that this shit is framed! Hah!


UPDATE: Well kids, turns out Santa and Haberny's gold balls have more in common than we first suspected. The too-good-to-be-true follow-through suggested in the Cash4Gold letter, was in fact, TGTBT! Well shit. That's certainly a disappointment.

The Consumerist confirmed that Greg Haberny conceded that he was merely engaging in a battle of artistry with the company, conceptual (him) vs. extortion (Cash4Gold). Guess this is a different kind of joke follow-through, which I can appreciate, but I'm still disappointed.


Don't worry though, we'll always have this:

From Russia with Technicolor

Beautiful images of a century old Mother Russia. Instantly transported. Love it :)

Oh, and let's follow this up with a clip of Jon Stewart discussing coverage of US-Russian nuclear weapons policy. Why? Cause those images, while beautiful, are pretty much what I'd expect a "radioactive socialist utopia" would look like. Pretty much.

Instrumental Pop Covers!

Bed Intruder Song arranged for tsugaru shamisen! So good.

And below, violin! People are great.

Also check out this guys Cee Lo cover! Keeper!

"Put your mental burden in my mind-vice, and I will crush it."

Jack Donaghy, voice of the future?! Perhaps if Google and 30 Rock have their way.

Google's acquisition of Phonetic Arts brings hope to the masses who have suffered grave miscommunication as a result of butchered Google Voicemail transcriptions. The Googquisition will also allow for more rapid development of realistic speech synthesis and state-of-the-art prank phone calls.

I wonder if Real Dolls are next on Google's hit-list of conquests. That would surely make for an interesting coupling of technologies aimed at the rapid development of functionalized and realistic synthetic girlfriends. Certainly one must examine the motivations driving new technological breakthroughs.

P.S. Kudos to those of you who, like Liz Lemon, use your friends as your therapist. Not only do they take your insurance, but the money you save can go to actual (retail) therapy. I even made up a jingle about it...

"Retail Therapy, you get somethin' for your money!"

Somebody needs to auto-tune that shit!


Disclaimer: The Real Dolls site is NSFW, nor is it safe for anyone with an aversion to graphic images of synthetic human bits.

Know what these things have in common? They're funny.

"I told'ya bitch!"

via Married To The Sea

I've seen this lady in the grocery store.

via NatalieDee

Mom sent this one...

 She lost track of the source.

Rolling In The Deep

I really like her.

Keeper!

Jeggings Are The New Jorts

 

As you know, in fashion, one day you aw in, the next day you aw ouddt. I'm sorry jorts, you aw ouddt. Avidazen.

And now on to Conan, a trendsetter with the winningest combination of orange hair and the graceful legs of a gazelle.

Seems you never-nudes might have found a new base layer!