Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday, brought to you by traveling cats!

Sunday is a good day for running errands.

And exercising.

Hell yeah this snugget is wearing a pop tart and flying through space while poopin' a rainbow!


Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Happy Easter (if you celebrate that kind of thang, and if not, just imbibe your choice upper or downer and enjoy the trippy sight of adults and children dressed as giant rabbits searching for the chocolate-filled offspring of flightless birds. I really hope that if intelligent extraterrestrial life ever visits earth that they choose a day like this. It would make for so many great, "It's not what it looks like" moments... you know, like that time that David Carradine accidentally asphyxiated himself in a Thai hotel... too soon? Meh, sorry.).

I imagine the alien-human interaction would sound something like this:

And I don't know about you, but the image of someone in a 'Furry' costume is for me permanently associated with the community of folks who like to dress up and "chill, eat and do fun things together" (i.e. do each other while sweating profusely under their polyester alter egos). Everyday is Easter for some super friends!

I'm sure "Bebop Avant" is having all sorts of fun. Come to think of it, I have a feeling Lisa Frank was probably into this kind of shit as well...

Exhibit A: 

Exhibit B: I guess Charlie Sheen is also into Lisa Frank. By my infallible 'all weebles are wobbles' logic, that also means that Charlie Sheen is into Furries, which, considering the source, isn't actually that hard to believe. Tiger blood parties? You dress as a tiger and/or cover your naked body in lines of coke arranged like tiger stripes and let guests go to town - your call.

Alright, so this post is officially more fucked up and loosely bound than I intended, and I have real things I need to attend to, so... sorry for ruining your holiday with images of giant fornicating nerdrabbits and Lisa Frank inspired coke orgies!

Don't hate the messenger, these things are natural and beautiful...  I think (actually, no, they're probably not).

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Like These, So You Probably Will Too

Hey. You. Yeah, you. With the booger nose...

No I'm just kidding. I wasn't talking to you. But you should probably wipe your nose.

Kidding aside (ha, never), I've got a few vids for you, all of which I really like!

Ok, start by playing the music in the first video, and then play the second one at the same time. It softens the ohmehgahhd factor, and just makes you giggle and want to dance and roll around in a seemingly choreographed fashion instead!

And last but not least, here's a great take on a song I've liked for sometime now. The style is ethereal and somewhere between Joanna Newsom, Ellie Goulding and Lissie. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

A Little Stuped

Six year old girls know what they're taking about. The following is a pretty solid list of "what mah man needs to have" drawn up by a nugget of a half-dozen years. Apparently not much changes in terms of mate preference over the next few decades.