The Millionaire Matchmaker Goes American Psycho!

 

Seriously? The shifty eyes, the leering, the uncomfortable touching/questioning/body positioning/coercion...

Q-Tip is like the love child of Patrick Bateman and Uncle Fester. These guys are out of control Creepers!!

You must watch, but make sure to keep a bar of soap nearby to wash off the ICK!

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So, uh...romantic

Lol, can you imagine if you had to give hundreds of interviews analyzing your relationship and future after getting engaged? She seems very nervous. Also crazy to think that royalty still exist in an age when equality is so deeply internalized. Have to admit though, I'm fascinated by the history of monarchies and I sort of like that our generation gets a chapter of it's own! Although, instead of commemorating the generational shift with a gorgeous oil portrait by Winterhalter, we get uncomfortable intimate interviews and these. It's a good thing neither of them are epileptic though.

PS You should also check out these aristocrats!