Keeper.

We all make these mistakes. Don't worry about it, frail old man. We understand. It was heavy and your bones ache.

PS Don't you think the congregation overreacted for a little longer than necessary? I mean seeing the statue pop back up without a head would be pretty funny unless you considered the wood statue to be the earthly embodiment of an ethereal being. Oh, you did? Well then that would be pretty shocking wouldn't it?