Oh Cathy Ward, you're probably going to regret this. To celebrate a weight loss that allowed her to drop 14 dress sizes, the 49-year-old British memaw decided to go ahead and cover her slimmed-down skin suit with her fav forever young fantasy friends. Kudos on the £2,000, twenty-two hour neck-to-coin slot commitment, lady! That's some money and time well spent, though I'm a bit disappointed she didn't go with one of these instead. Here's hoping the franchise at least comps her a pair of tix to the latest film!
Next up for Cathy? Full sleeves and Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen on her gut, the latter of which is contingent on her toning up a bit. I hope she incorporates the belly button effectively. Pursed lips maybe? A winking eye? Picture this, minus the bacne, plus a button:
Also, you know what would be really funny (for us)? If she gained back all of the weight so we could see what RPatz and KStew would look like with extremely bloated bodies. It'll be like a Twilight Botero!
LOL. Now we just need someone to come along and have their face tattooed as 'Bella'.
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