Great Website - "Back to the Future!!"

No flux capacitor needed this time around. Just hunting down fun people and their old photos.

Happy Valentine's Day, friends! <3

Enjoy!

Also, funny personal dating adventure coming up for you folks after tonight. I'm sure you can't wait. You should probably hold your breath.

Dear Miss Manners, Is There Such Thing As Polite Robbery?

Why yes little nugget, yes there is:

I don't feel like reiterating a story that's already widely spread across the internet, so just click here if you care to read more and we can both go on with the rest of our day.

Yes!

Keeper!

And on a completely unrelated note - Best Cry Ever. This would surely be a touching episode of Intervention were this family's emotional breakthrough not viewed completely out of context. Enjoy!

Breakthroughs are important and I'm in a good mood - Keeper!

It's Not Ok, Creeper!

Aaaand, we're back!

Sorry to hold out on you folks. I know how important a spoonful of ICK and OhMehGawd are every of couple days.

Since OkCupid provides so much fodder for our Creeper files, in honor of their $50 million dollor aquisition by Match.com yesterday, I thought we'd start off with some choice messages from our favorite OkCreepers!

Note: All messages are transcribed exactly as recieved, replete with shitty grammar and spelling!

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In general I feel somewhat bad about giving away full usernames. When you name yourself kum2day, I don't.

"Shalom ;-D broaden your horizons shy won't get your lips kissed for valentines day.......excuse me but you are beautiful. What is your take on Egypt and the monster storm were having? Globle warming???"

Keeper!

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This guy sent a very flattering message:

Subject:  "As a hindu once said: 'HOLY COW!'"

"I would LOVE to BS some time... but honestly I just wanted to tell you OMFG!!!! You are GOREGOUS... Not even like normal goregous, you are in a whole different catagory of your own! ... I mean, I'd love to talk but I just had to express my actual thoughts regardless... I can't believe you're single or online dationg... You should be floating above someone making sure they don't get hit by a car or something..."

Too bad this was his picture:

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This message was from Dr_sexuality69, a complimentary man of few words:

Subject: "your hair is really impressive"

"let's be friends"

See what he did there? The "Dr" part lends credibility, indicating that this man can be a provider. The "sexuality69" let's you know that he respects you and is looking for a profound emotional connection -- also that he can count.

Since he didn't provide a picture, I'm going to assume this is him:

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Lastly, I think I've stumbled upon a kindred spirit via http://itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com/!

Happy hunting, Creeperinos!