Dear Miss Manners, Is There Such Thing As Polite Robbery?

Why yes little nugget, yes there is:

I don't feel like reiterating a story that's already widely spread across the internet, so just click here if you care to read more and we can both go on with the rest of our day.

Sorry Your New Zodic Sign Has Rendered Your Tattoo Meaningless

I'm liking the extensive coverage of how the zodiac shift has problematized astrological tattoos. That's maybe the funniest fallout, aside from the viral freak outs.

You know why tattoos are funny? Because they're permanent, and most other things aren't.

Here are some other radtats I came across:

Okay, so the last one isn't a tat. Let's call it a stencil.

If you know anyone suffering from this flavor of douchebaggery, please forward the appropriate sympathy card.

Dirrty Dancing with the Stars: Argentina Programming FTW!

Sarah Palin might have a shot at the presidency if Bristol tried something like this. She also might end up pregnant again.

Disclaimer: NSFW! (But you're not really working right now, now are you?)

No Cash4Goldballs

Dear Mr. Goldballs -(Stop)- Please Stop -(Stop)- Sincerely Cash4Gold -(Stop)- Really -(Stop)- Stop.


I LOVE that this shit is framed! Hah!


UPDATE: Well kids, turns out Santa and Haberny's gold balls have more in common than we first suspected. The too-good-to-be-true follow-through suggested in the Cash4Gold letter, was in fact, TGTBT! Well shit. That's certainly a disappointment.

The Consumerist confirmed that Greg Haberny conceded that he was merely engaging in a battle of artistry with the company, conceptual (him) vs. extortion (Cash4Gold). Guess this is a different kind of joke follow-through, which I can appreciate, but I'm still disappointed.


Don't worry though, we'll always have this:

Prettay, Prettay, Prettay Awesome

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Keeper.

We all make these mistakes. Don't worry about it, frail old man. We understand. It was heavy and your bones ache.

PS Don't you think the congregation overreacted for a little longer than necessary? I mean seeing the statue pop back up without a head would be pretty funny unless you considered the wood statue to be the earthly embodiment of an ethereal being. Oh, you did? Well then that would be pretty shocking wouldn't it?