Frayser Ladies... you ARE the mothers of these 90 babies!

 

Maury Povich just came a little, and screamed like Ned Flanders over purple drapes, because he now gets to (presumably) reveal the results of 90 paternity tests. Now, I'm not saying that every pregnant Frayser High School girl will need one, but Maury could really use some good programming these days. It is the season of giving after all. Pay it forward, baby mommas!

P.S. Here's another clip of Maury losing his shit when a sad lady wearing a choker necklace reveals how big of a Creep her baby daddy is. Kinda looks like Schwarzenegger in pain from Total Recall, no? Jump to 2:35 to see what I mean.

Chance to Support a Great Cause!

Please check out the efforts of our good friends at the South Oakland Shelter in Royal Oak, Michigan!

They are working hard to ensure happy, healthy holidays for families struggling with homelessness.

If you are able to, please consider a contribution to help fight homelessness!

Holiday Contribution Wish From the SOS Director

Homeless kitten photo via fugly.com

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New favorite cat video! We mustn't forget a shout out to our old friend Surprised Kitty, however.